June 2012
15 posts
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Seriously
I take 2 showers within a 24 hour time period.
Now my dad thinks I’m sleeping with someone.
SMH I’m not you when you were 20, dad.
Watchclevertits:
themagicalgirl:
katyperryismydrug:
day488:
aposse:
I CAN’T BREATHE I ACTUALLY CAN’T BREATHE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
had to reblog again
WHAT IS AIR???
i have seen this 50000 and it’s still the best
What! What just-what!
why is this timed so well?!
lmfao
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>_>
My poop.
My poop smells like throw up.
Party Blog 2012.
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OMG
The Wubs are strong with this one.
Dubstep is awesome.
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arya-snark replied to your post: Just had a shot of some good rum
dude, you need a hobby.
hobbies?…..where we’re going we won’t need bananas!
drkroses replied to your video: NSFW DEAR GOD
WTF
I KNOW!!!!
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Just had a shot of some good rum
MMMMMM.
Kraken is good rum.
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WatchNSFW DEAR GOD
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Minesweeper
Is a fun game.
People just don’t understand it.
Like narwhals.
No one understand narwhals.
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I feel
I feel like posting a bunch.
Obviously.
What is wrong with me?!
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So much
So much anime i need to catch up on!
I literally haven’t closed my browser for a week because it has all the anime i haven’t watched yet in tabs.
Some have like 2 unwatched episodes.
And my internet is so shitty, especially when my parents are also using it, that I ragequit when the buffering takes to long.
1stworld-anime-AT&Tinternetsucks problems
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Ima
Ima have to unfollow some blogs.
Not because they’re bad.
Not because I don’t enjoy their content.
But because they all follow each other.
And a good chunk of my dashboard is just them circle-jerking-reblogging/replying each other.
It’s cool if you’re into it, but I like variety.
May 2012
26 posts
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I can't
I just hate talking on the phone!
I hate calling people.
I hate receiving calls.
I have to call these people so they can give me a job.
Why can’t I just text them or something?!
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White Logic
Black Female: I was just riding my bike home yesterday when this truck full of white people threw eggs and rocks at me and called me a "Nigger." My back hurts so bad right now & I'm trying not to cry. I was just trying to get home
White Female: I feel your pain. One time these black dudes drove really fast past me and splashed me with a puddle of water. Then this other time, this black dude skipped me in line at McDonald's. Racism is so bad.
Black Female:
White Female:
Black Female:
Non-Black WoC:
White Female:
Black Female:
Non-Black WoC:
White Female: XD
White People: I SEE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT RACISM! LET ME PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
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Reblog if your tits are real.
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connor-ratohnhaketons-hot-ass:
supercthulhu:
allyouneedisathneed:
once-lerspajamas:
hellms666:
“tumblr famous more like tumblr LAMEST”
dear god this is the best collection of gifs on the internet
Replace one word in your URL with "COCK"
babstheartist:
princessthornberry:
there-were-no-good-urls-left:
i have to do this guys because it’s so great.
there-were-no-good-cocks-left
Bahahaha.
ummm… Princess Cockberry?
cocktheartist
cock.tumblr lol
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Smokii rants about Battlefield 3 (again)
This rant or whatever is about 3 separate things Battlefield 3 related, so if this is not your cup of tea come back next month when i decide to post something lol blog inactivity
So first, I’ve unlocked all but 1 gun in the game, gotten service stars in about 41 of them, and i’m finally getting used to all the quirks in the patch. I do believe with the patch they mixed up some of the...
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TMI POST!
thatdamnkristal:
osobigbear:
So I am horny……but my girlfriend is in san francisco. Masturbating isn’t nearly as fun as sex(well some times . lol) SIGH!!!!!!
FUCKING
SIGH!!!!!
Let’s fuck friday….in the meantime…..send me pics of your ankles mmUUNNFF
vomits
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Sigh
Arguing about racism with other black people hurts me. Like when they don’t think it is a factor in the well being of our people.
Mainly because the fact that they have these twisted ideas hurts our people, our struggles, and our future.
Ignorance from the outside is a given. It should be expected and handled as such.
Ignorance from the inside is disheartening. But it has the same...
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Smokii's Shitty Adventures 2
I haven’t done more of these?
I tend not to think while I poop.
This might explain the shortness of th
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but yo
how you run a boring porn blog?
lol
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My desi father's way to deal with a bad day
Me: Sometimes it's like every single person around you is just out to ruin your whole day, right?
Dad: I cannot find my socks. Where are?
Me: "Where are they."
Dad: Yes, where are they?
Me: You're not listening. I said something.
Dad: Well, my method is simple. Alhumdulillah. When everyone is acting foolish and annoying me, I just think to myself, "You all are going to die some day. All of you. Everybody. Good."
Me: ...
Dad: It gives me peace to know they and their stupidity is not immortal, you see. I am a rational person.
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Smokii's Shitty Adventures 1
lol what?
am i doing this?
yes i am.
this one will be short.
I’m going to Fanime Con!
and so i drkroses!
it’s gonna be a sexy fun time.
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Smokii has a brilliant/shitty idea
what if…
every time i pooped…
i wrote a blog post about something….
it would be called…
Smokii’s Shitty Adventures.
the poop puns would be infinite.
you being Vegan/Vegetarian Isnt the problem
coldeyesthatburn:
you assuming that all people have the means and access to the same resources is the problem. you saying shit like ” if you can afford a box of pizza/ chicken/ meat then you can afford vegan options” is the fucking problem. Shut the fuck up
lol do vegans really go around spouting nonsense like that?
must be white people
April 2012
41 posts
Demands but no Supply
drkroses:
A’s in classes (or keep getting closer to becoming a bum)
place to live (or be a bum at home)
job (money making machine)
plane tickets (to finally spend time with the one who can make me forget the rest)
dawwwwww
banished—quasiroyal replied to your post: my heart goes out to social justice bloggers, esp…
why? there’s a difference between having the courage to deal with day-to-day oppressive shit and taking the time that could be spent to effect real social change and using it to argue with racist fucks on the internet.
is trying to enlighten and/or spread knowledge not a way to effect social...
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clevertits:
smokii:
clevertits replied to your post: I have 3 new followers?
They probably saw that dog GIF.
That dog gif is the most legit thing ever. geez another follower? i gotta start running a blog over here
That GIF is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen on tumblr. Btw, how’d you like reblog my reply and then reply to it?
Not sure if that’s english, but yeah.
just copy the...
my heart goes out to social justice bloggers, esp those dealing with race issues.
it takes some dedicated strong people to deal with such ignorance, hatred and pure dipshitness.
clevertits replied to your post: I have 3 new followers?
They probably saw that dog GIF.
That dog gif is the most legit thing ever. geez another follower? i gotta start running a blog over here
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I have 3 new followers?
did i do something cool while i was passed out?
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I don't have a mustache
Are you freaking out?
Because I’m freaking out.